’Twas the session before Christmas, and all through the Dome,
Not a liberty stirred – because Democrats took it home.
Up at the golden-domed Capitol, the usual suspects spent 2025 doing what they do best: turning personal freedom into a government-managed subscription service. Free trial revoked. Auto-renew enabled. Cancellation requires three forms, a hearing, and a compliance officer named Trevor.
Colorado Democrats operate on a simple holy trinity: control, compliance, and cash.
If they can regulate it, they will.
If they can’t regulate it, they’ll tax it.
If they can’t tax it, they’ll shame it.
And if shame doesn’t work, they’ll commission a study explaining why you are the problem.
So before we slap on the tinsel and pretend Denver isn’t actively allergic to joy, let’s do the Grinch work first.
Here are the ten biggest hits to liberty in 2025 – each lovingly gift-wrapped in “public safety,” “equity,” or “we know better than you,” and every one of them smelling like government overreach the second you rip the paper off.
Let’s count ’em down.
1. SB25-003: “We’re Not Banning Guns” (They Said, While Building a Ban)
This is the big one.
Colorado passed a sweeping restriction on semiautomatic firearms that operates like either:
- a de facto ban, or
- a paywall + permission slip for exercising a constitutional right.
Manufacture? Restricted.
Sale? Restricted.
Transfer? Restricted.
Purchase after August 1, 2026? Hope you like paperwork and begging. (AP News)
They sold it as “training,” “eligibility,” and “common sense” – because saying “we don’t trust you with rights” polls poorly.
Translation:
Your rights now come with a bureaucratic bouncer – and the bouncer already hates you.
2. HB25-1238: Gun Shows—Now With UN-Summit-Level Bureaucracy
Not content with regulating guns, the legislature went after the places where lawful people gather to exercise lawful rights. (Colorado Legislature)
Gun shows now require:
- Security plans submitted to law enforcement
- Additional promoter obligations
- Enough red tape to make hosting Thanksgiving dinner look easy
This is a classic maneuver: don’t ban the right outright – strangle the logistics until the right withers on its own.
Then act shocked when fewer people can exercise it.
3. HB25-1171: “Previous Offender” Creep – Because Lists Only Ever Grow
Motor vehicle theft is now folded into offenses that permanently prohibit firearm possession. (Colorado General Assembly)
Car theft is a problem. Everyone agrees.
But this is how liberty actually dies in practice: one expanded list at a time, until rights aren’t rights anymore – they’re privileges for whoever the legislature still likes this week.
Due restraint? Optional.
Trust in citizens? Cancelled.
4. HB25-1161: The Gas Stove Warning Label – State-Sponsored Nagging, Blocked by a Judge
Colorado required retailers to slap warning labels on gas stoves, complete with government-approved messaging and a QR code leading you to the state’s preferred worldview. (Colorado General Assembly)
It wasn’t information. It was compelled speech.
A federal judge blocked it. Not because the idea was unpopular – but because the Constitution still exists.
Make no mistake:
The goal wasn’t appliance safety.
The goal was behavioral correction.
They want your kitchen to lecture you.
5. HB25-1269: Building Decarbonization – Pay Up, Comply, Repeat Until 2040
This one creates new energy benchmarking rules, performance standards, and a shiny new state “enterprise” dedicated to building decarbonization. (Colorado General Assembly)
Sounds fancy. Feels expensive.
Owners and tenants will experience it as:
- Higher costs
- More compliance
- More penalties
Because Colorado can’t save the planet unless it invoices you for the privilege.
Subsidies aren’t science.
Mandates aren’t magic.
And none of this is free.
6. HB25-1230: School Bus Cameras – Rolling Surveillance With a Kid-Friendly Label
Automated cameras on school buses. Automated enforcement. Automated fines – up to $300. (Colorado General Assembly)
Will it catch dangerous drivers? Yes. And that in and of itself is not bad.
Will it expand surveillance infrastructure because it’s easy money and zero accountability? Also yes.
Is this an entry into expanding this technology to surveil other things? Of course.
“Think of the children” remains the government’s favorite blank check.
7. SB25-276: Sanctuary-State Flexing – Local Cops, Meet Handcuffs (For You)
Colorado doubled down on restricting cooperation with immigration enforcement, explicitly prohibiting holding or delaying individuals for civil detainer requests. (Colorado General Assembly)
The state ties law enforcement’s hands, while Washington fails to secure the border – and then lectures everyone about morality.
If you want trust in the system, start by enforcing your own rules.
This isn’t compassion.
It’s abdication wrapped in virtue.
8. HB25-1001: Wage Enforcement – Now With Expanded Personal Liability
This one expands who qualifies as an “employer,” including certain owners and controllers, while tightening payroll enforcement and penalties. (Colorado General Assembly)
The pitch: worker protection.
The reality: a lawsuit engine with a compliance fetish.
Small businesses get more traps. More risk. More reasons to ask why they’re operating in Colorado at all.
Liberty includes the freedom to build something without the state assuming criminal intent.
9. SB25-020: Landlord-Tenant Law – More State Power, Fewer Consequences
The attorney general gets more enforcement authority. Cities and counties get new powers. Receiverships get expanded. (Colorado General Assembly)
Yes, slumlords exist.
Yes, tenants deserve safe housing.
But Colorado’s reflex is always the same: add more state power, then act confused when rents rise, supply shrinks, and development stalls.
Every hammer sees a nail. Every law creates costs they pretend don’t exist.
10. HB25-1312: The Kelly Loving Act – Mandates First, Dissent Later
This act touches everything from marriage records to school policies to anti-discrimination law, expanding “chosen name” and manner of address as protected elements. (Colorado General Assembly)
You can believe in treating people with dignity – and you should – without ignoring what’s happening here.
Colorado is building a legal framework where institutions are pressured to adopt state-defined ideology fast, under threat of liability.
Freedom isn’t just speech.
It’s whether dissent is survivable.
And Now – Yes – A Little Hope (Because Christmas Still Happens)
If that list felt like a stocking stuffed with coal, congratulations: you’re paying attention.
2025 delivered real, measurable blows to liberty in Colorado. That’s not hyperbole – that’s the ledger.
But the story isn’t “we’re finished.”
The story is “the fight is still live.”
Because Colorado still has:
- Courts that occasionally read the Constitution
- Voters who bypass the legislature when pushed too far
- Counties that govern like adults
- Guardrails that still bite when tested
So yes – this was the Grinch list.
But the sequel matters just as much.
Even here. Even now.
The light leaks in.
And that’s why the next list exists – ten things conservatives can actually be festive about in Commie Colorado – because if they haven’t broken us yet, they’re not done trying… and we’re not done resisting. I’ll share that, along with a special Christmas gift from me to you, tomorrow.
Merry Christmas.
Now watch your rights – and don’t let them steal those quietly, too.

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