The folks over at the Colorado Times Recorder have done it again, turning political theater into a midweek brunch itinerary. Their latest gem? A full-on rundown of every upcoming protest in Colorado, like it’s the damn farmers market schedule. Bless their little progressive hearts.
This laughable content comes from the always-bias-free (cough cough) CTR, the same publication that swears they’re a “nonprofit news outlet,” but reads more like an extension of whatever DNC Slack channel is trending that week.
The Bullet Point Brief
- The article lists every planned protest like it’s the social calendar for virtue-signalers who never left college. A to-do list for aging, white-guilt-riddled hippies who need to further break in their Birkenstocks.
- They frame these events as heroic resistance rather than coordinated whining sessions.
- CTR claims nonprofit independence while pushing one-sided narratives like clockwork.
- Events include everything from anti-oil tantrums to anti-Trump drum circles, all approved by the professional outrage class.
- It’s wildly unclear why a ‘news’ outlet is acting like Yelp for protest orgs unless you remember they’ve got donor strings and an agenda longer than a Whole Foods receipt.
My Bottom Line
I wasn’t even sure I should post about this nonsense – why give their protest circus any more oxygen than it deserves? But holy hell, this can’t go unchecked. If you ever wondered whether the Colorado Times Recorder was just a caffeinated mouthpiece for leftie echo chambers, here’s your sign. They publish a weekly menu of political protests. Who knew angry mobs needed bulletins?
Look, I’m not against organizing or free speech, even if what you’re yelling is batsh*t crazy. What fries my bacon is when you pretend your party-line blog is objective journalism. At least with me, you get raw opinion, straight outta Johnstown. I lose money putting this out because I care about Weld County and America not circling the drain faster than CNN’s ratings. But you know who I am. I don’t try to pass myself off as a journalist. I’m a County Commissioner and hobbyist opinion hack.
CTR acts like they’re bringing light to democracy while functioning as press agents for socialist cosplay kids with megaphones and participation trophies. You don’t get to LARP as Woodward and Bernstein when you’re just curating grievance field trips funded by Soros leftovers.
So here’s my advice to CTR: stop pretending you’ve cornered the market on righteous outrage. If you want to be pundits, own it. Because right now you’re masquerading as journalists while giving airtime to toddler-level temper tantrums dressed up as activism.
If I ever start publishing a calendar of which MAGA rally or pipe-welding expo to attend next week, you have permission to slap me stupid.
