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Colorado Cares About Party Balloons Now?

Joyful redhead European woman with spoiled makeup holds bunch of helium balloons delicious strawberr
Joyful redhead European woman with spoiled makeup holds bunch of helium balloons delicious strawberr
Written by Scott K. James

Nitrous oxide at concerts is now a public health panic. Meanwhile, Colorado greenlights shrooms, weed, and late-term abortions—because priorities!

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