Phil Weiser is back at it again—like clockwork and just as predictable as bad gas station coffee. The Colorado Newsline reports that our apparently part-time Attorney General, full-time activist filed (yet another) lawsuit, this time against the (act surprised) Trump Administration over education funding. Yes, you read that right—he is again suing Trump. Self-reliant taxpayer representation? Nah. We get lawsuits instead.
The Bullet Point Brief
- Colorado AG Phil Weiser filed a lawsuit targeting how education money gets moved around between districts. Shocker: It’s not really about students.
- This comes hot on the heels of legislation that handed him a political lawsuit slush fund with zero oversight—because nothing says “accountability” like blank checks.
- Instead of campaigning or debating ideas, Weiser seems content weaponizing the courts—and voters keep eating it up like free weed samples.
- You thought he’d cool it after suing Trump off the ballot? Lol, no. This guy sues first, blames conservatives later.
- Colorado isn’t being led anymore; it’s being lawyered to death by a guy suffering from incurable Trump Derangement Syndrome.
My Bottom Line
Who had “Phil Weiser suing Trump” on their bingo card? Oh wait—that’s every sane Coloradan who watched him get handed a blank check last legislative session. Turns out when you give an ideological zealot earmarked funds and a cushy office, he’ll act like your ex after two glasses of Merlot—litigious and looking for someone to blame.
This isn’t about kids. This isn’t about schools. This sure as hell isn’t about fairness or equity or any of those buzzwords they toss around while making sure rural Colorado remains underfunded and unheard. No—this is all about political theater. Phil doesn’t campaign like normal folks because normal folks ask questions—like whether endless lawsuits are an appropriate use of power or just straight-up abuse wrapped in virtue signaling ribbon paper.
What we have here is an unelected fourth branch of government that operates more like a lawfare hit squad than anything resembling justice. Armed with ideology and way too much cash, Phil’s on some messianic mission to file his way into relevance—or maybe a CNN gig once he’s done destroying faith in local governance entirely.
So yeah—we got what we paid for, Colorado.
