Jessie Danielson just announced she’s running for Colorado Secretary of State, according to Colorado Newsline. She’s a longtime Democratic insider with stints in both the state House and Senate—and surprise! She’s trotting out the same overused “defend democracy” battle cry that every lefty candidate has stitched on a throw pillow.
The Bullet Point Brief
- Jessie Danielson is jumping into the Secretary of State race like it’s open mic night for career politicians.
- Her resume? Legislative seats and some nonprofit gig no one’s ever heard of. So, basically par for the Democrat course.
- She’s proudly here to “defend democracy”—which apparently means keeping voter rolls filthy and election integrity optional.
- Democrats have controlled this circus tent for years but still act shocked it’s burning down. Either they’re lying or hilariously incompetent.
My Bottom Line
Look, I’ve got nothing personal against Jessie Danielson—other than being allergic to recycled talking points and political cosplay. Hell, I’ve never met her. I thought I knew most of the inhabitants of the gold dome. This whole “our democracy is under threat” routine is so tired it needs a walker and a nap. We’re not a damn democracy—we’re a Constitutional Republic. Someone please buy these people a copy of the U.S. Constitution before they run for office.
And as for this supposed threat? Who’s been running Colorado again? Santa Claus? No—it’s Democrats—from the governor’s mansion to the House, the Senate, and yes, the Secretary of State’s office. If our elections are a mess (spoiler: they are), your party might want to look in the mirror before pointing fingers at phantoms.
If elected, maybe Danielson will finally tackle Jena Griswold’s atrocious voter rolls—you know, scrub them clean instead of treating them like sacred scrolls at an MSNBC convention. But don’t hold your breath waiting for actual reform from someone whose job history reads like LinkedIn-for-leftists meets taxpayer-funded activism.
Hey Republicans—if you’re awake—and that’s a big IF these days—it might be time to find someone who isn’t afraid to rip off the polite gloves and go toe-to-toe with nonsense like this before we’re all too “defended” to vote twice… because yes, dead people are still showing up at roll call thanks to our pristine voter records.
